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caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.
hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.
by Ben Bow October 12, 2008
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nookyooler

1. The improper pronunciation of the word "nuclear" as used by President George W. Bush when describing weapons of mass destruction.
"We must have a regime change in Iraq, before Saddam Hussein can develop nookyooler weapons."

"North Korea has admitted to having a secret nookyooler weapons program."
by John Cocktoastin January 27, 2003
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fortune nookie

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.
Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)
by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010
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Nookworm

A person devoted to reading (or playing) on their ebook device.
My children were always book worms until they received the Nook. Now they are Nookworms - they always have their noses glued to the Nook.
by SlySpyJames December 28, 2011
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Nookie Dough

When the vagina dries up and causes too much friction during sexual intercourse, little chunks of skin and pubes begin to crumble up around each partners genitalia that resembles cookie dough.
This chick couldn’t keep up, I pounded her until she was raw. I looked down and there was Nookie Dough all over the sheets and it was stuck in my pubes.
by WiddleDik February 25, 2020
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nookie

by charlie March 18, 2004
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Nookie

Something you get from someone that is sexual or loving in nature.
This word is slang for an ACTION not a body part.
Sugar, action, hooking up, kissing, hugging, sexual activity, etc..
"I'm going home to get some nookie from my girl/boyfriend tonight."
by Tree September 11, 2003
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