No Nut November

A month in which men become gods,

Aka,

Don’t nut for a whole month.
Masturbating or anything with sex is allowed in this month, but do NOT nut.

If you nut, you lose.
Man 1: How is your No Nut November going?

Man 2: Yeah! I haven't nutted in 2 weeks already!
by Luke McDuck November 01, 2018
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No Nut November ( also commonly referred to as NNN ) is a challenge in which men and boys alike have to restrain themselves from the acts of self pleasure and masturbation. The opposite of No Nut November is Destroy Dick December, another challenge in which not masturbating is frowned upon, and men and pretty much anyone who accepts this challenge is heavily encouraged to masturbate as many times as they can.
Boy: I wanna masturbate today.
Girl: You can't because its No Nut November.
Boy:Dammit. Just you wait until Febuary...
by YeetusM'Feetus December 26, 2019
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No Nut November is the hardest confrontation any mortal man can come across during the entire year. It is said that once you succeed by not ejaculating even once during the entire month of November, a male will possess the permanent ability to levitate.

However, this challenge should not be taken lightly, as millions of men all across the world have failed and in some cases have committed suicide by the sheer urge to bust a nut, but not being allowed to.

Stay strong soldiers, well defeat these thots one by one.

Also, onlyfans.com is broke during this month.
Homie: "Yo are you gonna do No Nut November?"
Me: "Ye bro I already deleted my pronhub account."
Homie: "Good luck soldier. And remember no horny thoughts. Be the ultimate anti-simp."
by YsnDaBoss November 10, 2020
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No Nut November

n.
An internet challenge conceived from the depths of the feminasty and incel communities that requires males to abstain from masturbation, sex, or any other activity that is of sexual nature or could result in climax / ejaculation for the entire calendar month of November. It is often abbreviated as 'NNN'.

There are no grace periods or exceptions. Wet dreams ending in climax count as valid ejaculation, and therefore means that the individual has failed the challenge.
The challenge often results in temporary but persistent physical and emotional discomfort. Soreness in both of these areas may persist for a short time after the challenge.

Common groups of people who partake include:
- Single Men
- Gay Men
- Closeted Gay Men
- Beta males
- People who feel the need to "prove" something - whether it be to themselves, or to others (even the abyss for all we know)
- Those who depend on consistent external validation
- People who indulge in materials of the "self-help" or "self-improvement" genres
- The unemployed / No Lifers

s.
1.
Thirty Days of Testicular Torture

2.
Thirty Days of Testosterone Terrorism
Spencer: Hey John, have you noticed Peter lately? Looks like he's in some sort of pain. I hope he's ok.
John: Yeah idk... he's doing No Nut November.
Spencer: *facepalm*

Peter: Hey guys, I failed No Nut November. I lasted thirteen days.
Andrew: Damn, new office record. I only lasted four days cause I had a wet dream about some lady from TV. She's not even hot...
Peter: I'm sorry dude, that sucks. Hopefully next year we'll do better.
Kyle: Man I hope so. I was doing so well, putting mind over matter and everything... then Ashley accidentally put her hand on my thigh a few nights ago and I blew a huge load. Nine days. This shit sucks ass.
All: Stare blankly into abyss

Carol: Look at those losers... doing No Nut November. Do they think this buys them popularity points with them or something?
Sheila: LOL I have no idea. I'm kind of indifferent to it. If they want to torture themselves I'm just gonna let them do their thing.
Brittney: MMMmmmmm I don't know guys... I kind of get turned on by the idea of those balls being all swollen and inflamed. I just want to bite them and smack them while the screams and cries echo around.
Sheila: ......*long pause*........ Brittney... GTFOH with that third wave x BDSM bullshit. Not all of us hate men just cause they exist you know.
by diabetesspicelatte November 12, 2021
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He is leaving his girlfriend unsatisfied because of no nut November
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No nut november

A month where people around the world try to stop fapping but fail cause they are pieces of shit.
John:Hi Mike!Did you get past no nut november?
Mike:No,Those hentai videos are too strong for me.
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No Nut November

No Nut November is an act performed by a man once a year to show his power, but sadly due to COVID-19 No Nut November is cancled.
Trevor: hey ky No Nut November is cancled this year
by Lenis November 02, 2020
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