vertical newton

an extremely obscure sexual move which involves the man to stick his "junk", if you will, into the reciever's ear and spins a 360.

"dude i just got the vertical newton last night, it was rad..."

by lindsey butts January 19, 2009

daniel newton

Snake

Daniel newton is a snake

by God.is.love November 13, 2017

Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.

James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!

by Kslatty February 7, 2023

Newton Balls

When guys scissor and their balls smash together

Guy1: we scissored and I got newton balls

by hobowdahhhh January 25, 2017

Isaac Newton

Isaac is a hot, sexy, and incredibly smart science guy. He loves to yeet apples at people to demonstrate his deep knowledge of gravity. he is also the person who inspired bill nye the science guy. overall, he is a pretty darn pog champ.

dickhead: i hate isaac newton
pog champ: isaac newton is the BEST!

by isaacnewtonlovr69 June 2, 2022

Bryan Newton

A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.

I didn’t think that Bryan Newton was a new trend at school.

by Mint Juul Pods March 6, 2019

Charlin Newton

A young loyal man,low-key freak,crazy when it about his girlfriend and favorite letter E

Dang I need a Charlin Newton

by Brentino January 14, 2019