near1ver

One of the best people ever! near1ver deserves nothing but love and attention, and you should definitely worship them. They are the coolest people ever and if you don't like them then you're automatically a loser and I hope you choke on a chicken nugget <3. near1ver is so stunning, funny, nice, kind, amazing in general and everything you want in a friend!! they're so strong and brave and its amazing and inspiring. Now that you've heard all that you HAVE to stan and love them forever :)

"hey did you hear about that near1ver chick? they're the best friend anybody could ever ask for."

by ryukissoseggsylol May 21, 2021

Nedas

A person, who spends more time on playing games and likes to use lawnmower more than being with friends

He is such a nedas what a loser

by Antigandras November 21, 2021

Near death sexperience

A near death experience while having sex, possibly leading to a sex injury.

We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.

by Orik T. Viking December 7, 2021

nearpod

the gayest mother fucking website in school

ugh nearpod fuck that

by ddds nuts March 24, 2022

Nedalitis

When you get with a ‘Ned’ and fall into a love fest daydream forever……

“ Oh no” I have nedalitis

by Vespid April 24, 2023

Christmas a' near

This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.

Hey, Lola. You know what time it is? It's Christmas a' near!

by Baby Lola December 21, 2020

Hot moms near you

A sentence found in many ads, for example "Hot moms near you. Only 1.3 miles away." These ads are mostly found in illegal websites.

Did you see that ad? It was like "Hot moms near you"

by cup1d<3 January 8, 2022