Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022

nard goblin

Tards who loves sucking balls (nards).

That bitch is such a nard goblin.

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015

Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015

Nard

An individual who is a male testicle. A male pejorative, akin to being a prick, or dick.

That dude is a real nard. What a f***king nard. Can you believe that nard?

by Bridgebay April 15, 2023

Nard

A sexy good waking gym boy🥶🤤great hair and overall perfect in every way🤩 A great example of a nard is Rosa Parks

OMG Bryce Hall is such a nard he is a gym and he’s just so perfect!

by Addy phillips February 5, 2022

NARD

NOT ANY REGULA DICK

Felicia said what makes you different
I go Felicia this Nard “not any regula dick”

by OfficiallyScoop July 23, 2021

Nardeli

The most beautiful example of a goddess, a women of carisma, care and love

She’s definitely a Nardeli

by Adrianxx1 November 23, 2021