mutual dump

- when both people end a relationship together

- when both people are to blame for being dumped

- yo man it was a mutual dump !

by dumpydoo8 May 11, 2010

Mutual Friend Explosion (MFE)

the phenomenon of meeting a new person that you have zero friends in common with, friend-requesting them, and within a few short weeks/months you suddenly have tons of friends in common

ummm... I barely knew you last month, and now you have leeched all my friends... MUTUAL FRIEND EXPLOSION (MFE)

by Nizzlelicious July 10, 2010

mutual admiration society

A circle jerk bunch of people who stroke each other, while each individual maintains an interest mostly in his/her own good feeling.

In search of a boost after a down month, Peggy submitted an application for Sue's local mutual admiration society. She concluded with, "I know we've never met-- but your hair looks great!"

by FustyBaloneyFlaps February 11, 2014

Mutual Assmiration

When two parties are equally enamored of the other person's booty.

Joe: "Ever notice how Mark and Beth are constantly grabbing each others butts?"

Bill: "I know. They totally have mutual assmiration for each other."

by boobooandbean April 10, 2009

Mutual Understanding

A term used by idiots to make playing with emotions to sound more positive but in the end, they are fooling each other and cry like an elephant when his/her partner found another idiot to play with

Dude 1: bro, I saw your girl last night with other guy and they getting frisky for being tipsy
Dude 2: naah it's okay. Probably it's her ex but I can't do anything, we just have a mutual understanding.

by FuckUBeaAndAA January 21, 2022

mutually assured destruction

teachers call it MAD
when two countries come to an understanding that if one country launches an attack the other will retaliate with equal force

when jenifer gillbert walks into a class room

by Doughboy September 2, 2003

mutual break up

Something you’d say if you get dumped.

Hey we had a mutual break up.
Yeah right 🤦🏻 ♂️

by Facts01 November 27, 2018