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mulletville

Originally a nickname for Hamilton, Ontario, Canada; A city or town that has a higher than normal rate of mullets per capita. This is presumably caused by the complete lack of self worth by the individuals who live in these places. High rate of white trash. Usually must imply a real dump of a place as well.

Examples of Mulletvilles in fiction: Trailer Park Boys, Sunnyvale Park

Examples of actual Mulletvilles: Hamilton Ontario Canada
"When rolling into Hamilton, one can see and smell the heavy factory air, flaming, smoking stacks erected from mills that devirginize the lakeview, followed by a non-stop supply of grimy, drug addicted, unstable, ugly, miserable, ignorant people that populate this low life metropolis. Much of the regular population blend in well with the homeless who walk next to them. The better dressed usually choose a wardrobe inspired by Trailer Park Boys or Eminem. The corpses of businesses that died lay lifeless on the sides of the main roads. That is when the driver turns to you and says "Welcome to Mulletville pal. And your heart sinks."
by stuckinmulletville May 4, 2008
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mullet papi

Calum Hood (and his incredible mullet, which was revealed in a video uploaded to twitter by the bassist himself on April 24th, 2021).
Person 1: Did you see Calum Hood's new haircut?
Person 2: Yes I did! Isn't it magnificent? Dang, I love mullet papi.
by someonereallyfancy June 5, 2021
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Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.
Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"
by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010
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weasel-mullet

a shifty cunning lazy little fuck with a bad hairdo.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.
at work johnny weasel-mullet was making out to be busy.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.
by 2bhuge March 3, 2011
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pooch mullet

When the hair on the back of a dog's neck drapes down over its collar in a stylish, perfectly-coiffed 10-90.
Sparky! Look here! Good dog. Show me your pooch mullet! Show me your pooch mullet! Good dog.
by TrE999999999 April 28, 2011
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cock mullet

A bad weiner hair cut; manscaping gone wrong
That guy had a sweet cock mullet. Business in the front party in the back.
by TheBiggestBlackest February 2, 2014
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Desk Mullet

When sitting behind your desk at work, the person is wearing a nice business shirt, but no pants. Business up top and party down-under!!
I totally caught my boss pulling a desk mullet in his office today, I'm scarred, and a little impressed.
by Crazycox August 13, 2016
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