by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022
Get the mortalmug. No matter how many times people like to talk about it over and over, it turns out even as kids, everybody already knew that nobody was immortal.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
Get the Mortalitymug. The Olympian deities boasted, 'The mortals are so lowly, since they come from the mortal world, which is also called 'the lower-air' and we gods are way-up in status, since we come from the celestial godly realm, which is also called 'the upper-air', (ie. The Aether/Cosmos).'
(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).
(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022
Get the Mortal worldmug. by Kcsama February 24, 2024
Get the mortal kombat bootsmug. When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'
Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .
Guy 2 - what did she say?
Guy 1 'how did you get in here'
Guy 2 - where was she?
Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .
Guy 2 - what did she say?
Guy 1 'how did you get in here'
Guy 2 - where was she?
Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .
by MRFEZ August 7, 2019
Get the Mortal kombatmug. Pro-mortalism means if it is better not to be born, it is better to not exist after the birth, and admits the suicide, and I call the philosophy of admitting the homicide is anti-survivalism.
Is there any openly pro-mortalist philosopher?
Pro-mortalism is the rather unpopular view that it would be ethical to kill all humanity instantly and painlessly to prevent further suffering if that was feasible.
Pro-mortalism is the rather unpopular view that it would be ethical to kill all humanity instantly and painlessly to prevent further suffering if that was feasible.
by DesphySallau February 9, 2023
Get the Pro-mortalismmug. The Mortal Reminder is doing an act where your fantasies take over so someone reminds you that you're doing some fked up shit.
I was jerking off to the hottest girl in class but she was right in front of me. A bit later the school shooter tells me to stop and to leave his corpse alone.
Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."
Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."
by Mister Dope June 5, 2018
Get the Mortal Remindermug.