The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
Get the Matt mortmug. by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023
Get the Mort takesmug. some who is both a geed and a mort
geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties
mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot
geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties
mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot
by loncapa January 30, 2024
Get the geed mortmug. Phrase exclamative, qui exprime le fait de ne pas avoir envie d’effectuer une tâche . Souvent utilisé en réponse à une requête ou une proposition de la part d’un tiers .
Synonyme de “ la flemme “ .
Synonyme de “ la flemme “ .
“ ça te dit si on va au ciné demain ? “
“ Oh, la mort ; je préfère qu’on regarde un film sur Netflix “
“ Oh, la mort ; je préfère qu’on regarde un film sur Netflix “
by Fish—pancake April 19, 2025
Get the La mortmug. A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.
by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022
Get the Mortmug. Hi mort how is everyone doing?
by Smart athiest September 23, 2018
Get the Mortmug.