moose

the animal that should replace every school mascot. plural: meese

Girl 1: "What the fuck is a SeaBee? Gawd, our school is soo dummb !"
Girl 2: "Yeahh ! We should totally be MEESE !"
SomeRandomGuyListening: to himself I bet meese means moose but more than one... wow... that'd be siick."

by grrbabyy December 19, 2008

Moose

a male erection. a boner.

That hot girl is giving me a moose.

by hbchristofer June 5, 2004

moose

A kid that a man named Faye likes. He Haw. He has a really shiny mouth, due to his ginourmous braces. Moose always weres a hoodie that says Ranger on it.

"Ooh. Look Faye, it's moose."<pointing at a man that has ginourmous braces and a ranger sweater.>

by Deiter Louise May 9, 2005

Moose

While one of your buddies is banging a random chick, bust into the room and yell moose. If he does not immediately put both hands up like antlers then punch him in the nads and run off.(It's preferred that there is a camera involved for proof)

Kyle's in there hittin that let's Moose him.

by Dizzle17 February 26, 2009

Moose

An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.

Dude, while that ho bag was going down on you in the limo, I moosed her. slut.

by Panic in my pants! May 7, 2009

Moose

Large antlered animal native to North America. Plural form is Meese

"Nice one moose you got there"

"Yeh you shouldve been at the farm there were tons of Meese!"

by BigSid December 7, 2009

MOOSE

A moose you would automatically think is an animal. WRONG. A moose is a ugly female. Mese would be more than one ugly females in one group.

MooseRats

by NamerGamer March 9, 2010