mohomed

quite, laid back kind of guy. best with one on one conversation. smooth with the ladies. known to take yo girl.

boy1: your leaving me, why?
girl: I found someone who can love me better, longer, and harder. BYE.
boy2: why did she leave you.
boy1: she didn't say but i think it was one of those Mohomeds.

by mohomed O. mohomed February 5, 2010

the Washington monument

it's Osiris's penis! (a.k.a. "Satan's dick")

stuff Osiris's penis up the Pope's ass

by fuckyou with Nimrod's penis June 5, 2004

Monoma

The Kazoo kids secret love child, or the brat from Class B who thinks he's better than everyone becuase he can copy their quriks

Oikawa: My serves are way better than Kageyama's, he couldn't serve to save his life

Hinata: **Eavesdropping** That bitch is such a Monoma.

by Koshi Sugawara January 17, 2021

Washington Monument

The act of shaving in a way that your happy trail goes from your chest all the way down to your dick. Basically, you're completely shaving your pubes except for the part that connects to the happy trail.

So i was shaving my pubes last night, and kept the part that connects to my happy trail there. They call it a Washington Monument

by Wyattman854 September 4, 2011

Manometer

A device used to measure the manliness of an object.

Billy pointed the manometer in the direction of the chainsaw and the manometer starting reading very highly

by mrmangunn March 19, 2011

monotesticle

Has one ball.
Normal male has 2.

Omg I had sex with that guy and guess what, he's monotesticle! So weird right

by MonsterMo September 17, 2013

monoma

someone annoying

monoma is so annoying and gay

by aisjsnkfjsjkdn July 1, 2021