Camp Manitou

a summer heaven for young male athletes. They have this awesome thing called college league and an intense color war. A lot of chillin and pretty solid food. AN AWESOME CAMP! Everybody there is awesome and whoever isnt there is missing out.

boy: where do you go to camp?
perfect boy: Camp Manitou
boy: what! i'm so jealous!
perfect boy: yea i don't blame you

by campcritic November 9, 2010

Montoya

Montoyas look like fat manly lesbians. A Montoya is most likely someone who is trash. Montoyas are seen as ugly as hell and have pizza faces. Montoyas look like they fell off the ugly tree.

girl: he's so cool!

girl: I know! He's so not a Montoya.

by anonymous November 22, 2011

Monatophobia

Fear of dying alone

John: What phobias do you have?
Andrew: Oh i have monatophobia, the fear of dying alone.

by WhosVenom September 14, 2017

monion

Collective noun for a group of onions. Usually used to describe a large amount of onions

Wow, he's bought a monion of onions from the shop today!

by InvivnI July 11, 2010

Fecal Mojito

The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.

Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.

by connorsji May 8, 2008

Monitor Tan

Someone who spends their life infront on their PC Monitor instead of getting out in the sun.

Implying they get a tan from the Monitor

AKA Matthew Jackson

1. Has Matt left his house atall this month?

2. No hes on CSS topping up his monitor tan

by DanwillLOL May 10, 2010

Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone

A- "Did you know that Tom suffers from Monatophobia? He's afraid of dying alone
B- "Aren't we all afraid of dying alone?"

by Julian789 September 14, 2017