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medical coverage

When someone has the ability to buy "medicinal" marijuana
Yo, Jamarcus don't have glaucoma.
I know dawg, he got that medical coverage though!
by Urbanrr September 3, 2016
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Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals
(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine
by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016
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Medical

When something is at such an extreme level it becomes 'medical'
E.g. the amount of pubes on my balls is medical!
by Merry bald eagle ose August 3, 2017
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medical reviewer

Person who reviews pages and pages of medical, legal, and other claim documentation and then writes a legally binding order based on the case, the law, and the medical information.
I'm so happy I got my surgery approved, that medical reviewer did a great job evaluating the information and writing the order.
by Troutster March 13, 2018
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Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.
My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.
by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018
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medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.
"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."
by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018
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Medical Redbull

A term used as an excuse to have Redbull in class. The teacher doesn't believe that the Redbull is for a medical condition, they just don't care. The student believes that they bamboozled the teacher, and will brag about it.
Teacher: "Jediah, you can't have your Redbull in class."

Jediah: "It's for my medical condition."

Clara: "Typical Jediah with his medical Redbull."
by Aunt Karen June 2, 2019
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