Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swap Donkey

1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.

2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.

3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)

4. A cock face dick bandit!

5. Your the cock face dick bandit!

6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!

7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!

8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)

by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010

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gooch mongol

Someone who tries to penetrate a gooch.

In jail my cell mate was a gooch mongol.

by skidodude January 27, 2005

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Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 2, 2003

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Reverse Mongolian Peppermill

While a chick is on hands and knees going down on you, reach over and jam a handfull of peppercorns into her ass. Then lift her up, and twist. Not to be confused with the regular Mongolian Peppermill.

Credit to Pigpen for the title.

That tossed salad was a little bland, so I broke out the Reverse Mongolian Peppermill to spice things up.

Pigpen is the master of the Reverse Mongolian Peppermill.

by GortonFisherman April 8, 2008

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