Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side
Emma: hey can I get a venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet?
Cashier: ...sure
by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023
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mc mocha fresh

Is cool as fuck Black person. They are hella fucking cool. Chill and laid back. And hates white trash(but not white)
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mocha puppy

Having sex in the doggy position after taking a muddy shit, making the receiver drink your 'mocha' from the bowl.
'bitch i'm sexy me a mocha puppy'
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"
by ayylamo February 29, 2016
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Zebra mocha

Step 1. Woman assumes crab-walk position to look like a table
Step 2. Prepare a steamy… mocha and place it on the woman’s naval
Step 3. The woman gives the man a slobbery as fuck blow job
Step 4. When the man is ready, he climaxes into the steamy mocha and then proceeds to stir said coffee with his third member
Step 5. The steamy mocha is then consumed by both involved
Gorl, last night Joe and I tried a zebra mocha for the first time… da-lish
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Mocha 5

Adj- Describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. The scale goes from Mocha 1 to Mocha 6.
A mixture of "Mocha" and "Mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)"
Bill: "Dude...calm down. You're like Mocha 5 right now."
Jeff: "I'M FINE!!!! I DON"T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" (laughs, then runs out the door and gets hit by a car)
by sungreymon June 22, 2010
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Mocha Magic

Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.
Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.
by Limi Jimmy August 23, 2018
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mocha deluxe daddy

A mocha deluxe daddy is referred to as a black man because their skin matches the color of the mocha beverage. He is considered a man of top quality, and extremely hard to resist. Not only he's irresistible by his looks, but he is also irresistible in bed to a point where pulling out isn't an option.
Her lady Friend: Who's that guy on your phone?
Her: oh him? That's my mocha deluxe daddy. Omg he's so hot!
by Anonymous sourcer September 30, 2022
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