Mits

Male Tits

Bro, you're so fat that you have mits.

by WolfyWinks February 19, 2018

MIT

milf in training

yeah shes a MIT

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Mits

A nickname for a man who has man tits.

Man + Tits = Mits

That dude has mits.

by Thefagman September 8, 2023

Smig Mit

The opposite of getting jiggy with it, often said in a tone that sounds like puking.

“She wouldn’t come out with us tonight that is so smig mit.”

“Josh, is gonna puke so much when he wakes up, he got so smiggy tonight but jaden is still getting jiggyyy it’s 5am he won’t stop!”

by clamchowwder February 20, 2021

Helmet [Hel-mit]

Noun-

1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal

2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)

Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc

Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind

1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!

by MetalVero420/Cracky McCrackinz May 23, 2013

the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.

I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.

by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017

Black Mits

A high school NPC that wears all black and damns you with unskippable cutscenes. He is known for his yapping abilities. Only way to get rid of him is tagging or as the actual term is "mitsing" someone else. His fields of expertise consist of school lessons, fish and women. His yapping abilities have also gifted him the name "Modern Aesop"

Fuck Black Mits is here again quick let's hide

by ImthekingBurgerKing February 12, 2024