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night mission

anyone who has ever taken any mind altering/intoxicating substances will have no doubt attempted a night mission.
it takes place at night (strangely) usually on the way back from the pub. it covers a broad range of activitys but the one commen attribute all night missions share is they are anti-social. you may well get an ASBO for a good night mission.
remember - the more cheeky the better and use maximum stealth at all times
a night mission:
1 - jumping into peoples gardens, removing all garden furniture and setting it up in the miiddle of the street.
2 - stealing the freshly delivered milk
3 - deploying a full english breakfast
4 - graffiti of any description
5 - smashing something up
6 - bush jumping
7 - gaining acess to a restricted area. i.e the roof of your school.
by evil bob September 1, 2006
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mission creep

The tendency for some project or operation to exceed its original boundaries and purpose, usually putting its participants into difficult or unforeseen circumstances. These may cause the original purpose to change, or to become unachievable.
The U.S. at first just tried to get the Viet Cong out of Vietnam, but after years of mission creep, they found themselves fighting the NVA, Cambodians, and others.
by Lt. Commander Data April 7, 2011
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Solo Mission

A solitary journey to the heart of intoxication. Often the last (but sometimes the first) refuge of the lonely.
After she left me, I went on a spectacular solo mission.
by Blah #5 September 8, 2005
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Mission car

A very shitty old beater car that is disposable, unregistered and uninsured that one would use to conduct 'missions' in, such as egging someone's house or conducting paintball drivebys. Once said 'mission' is over, the mission car is to be driven into a lake and abandoned.
We dumped our mission car into the lake after we lost the cops that were on to us.
by Atomini December 2, 2010
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Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.
Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*
by Itschrian January 26, 2018
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ghetto mission

the act of doing sometihing completely random for shits and giggles. And it has to be in the Ghettoist place in the city, town and/or villiage.
i lit a cat on fire and took a piss on it to extuingish the fire, it was me and carson's ghetto mission.
by milflicker69 June 29, 2010
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POOKIE MISSION

To set out to do something trifling or illegal in order to make money.
Yo dawg, I aint smoke in 2 days. Im bout to hit this pookie mission so I can get a dimebag!!

Girrlll, my babydaddy is so trifling!!
Why now what he do??
Instead of getting a real job, this nigga out on a pookie mission to get the baby some diapers!
How he do that??
He sold all the games to the X-Box!!
by BfloHunnydew October 4, 2011
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