Dumfries mittens

When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.

Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?

by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 6, 2019

Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019

Simon Minter

A YouTuber, part of the Sidemen group, has a few songs out(check them out), has a podcast - What's Good? with Randolph who is a friend of the Sidemen who regularly helps film videos. Simon is allegedly known to be KSI(JJ)'s boyfriend, Calfreezy's twin one may say. He is an elite Fortnite dancer, the rap or crap mastermind, TikToking skills master, dyes his hair often, most importantly GREAT AT FOOTBALL and is quite handsome to be fair. He was a posh kid who went to a private school. He calls his friend Zerkaa(Josh) old when in reality he is only 3 days younger.

Person 1 - "hey, have you watched the new Simon Minter video?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"

by Sarah Buddget December 24, 2020

internet maintenance day

On June 4, the internet gets completely shut off in China. Guess what else happened in June 4, 1989, in Tiananmen Square? Absolutely nothing. Very coincidental.

Yang: Oh it's internet maintenance day! Nothing happened on June 4!

by an entity currently living October 5, 2021

Bernie's mittens

Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.

Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!

by Dr.Mcface February 10, 2021

Mr. Mittens

An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.

I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.

by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010

Mud Mittens

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

by Gabounski January 27, 2005