by Gay Midget August 21, 2018
1. Porn featuring midgets
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
by PiemasterUK May 19, 2011
Small old lady with a hunchback and white hair walking around with a stick or in a mobility car. They are generally found in groups or outside the bingo. You do not want to approach one of these if they are naked. They generally walk in front of you very slowly and piss you off and they often smell of piss and cigarettes.
"I'll kick midget grannies in the tits."
"You're such a midget granny"
"That midget granny has a saggy ass dude."
"I did a midget granny who had a really wrinkly fanny"
"I'm doing the midget granny robot dance"
"You're such a midget granny"
"That midget granny has a saggy ass dude."
"I did a midget granny who had a really wrinkly fanny"
"I'm doing the midget granny robot dance"
by JenAsh May 12, 2008
by Tant nuts February 13, 2016
by Koneko^^ July 22, 2018
"Dam that Midget Hoe must be horny for a cheeseburger, she fucked me five times and now she wants a double cheeseburger"
by misterpotatohead March 27, 2010