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Microsofted

When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.
I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.
by L'Agneau October 18, 2018
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MicrosoftWindows

Some random turk who likes kebobs and csgo
That microsoftwindows is annoying
by Peculate August 7, 2019
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MicrosoftWindows

a fucking cuntie retard that is a manager somehow on the hypixel knights. plus he edates and is bad at minecraft
that microsoftwindows is something else.
by curv August 7, 2019
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microsoft

a company the soul purpose of which is to create software that kills people by inducing uncontrollable rage.
person:why did you murder the entirety of your extended family Jimmy?
jimmy:because I tried to use Microsoft software today.
person:understandable, have a great day.
by babuka October 21, 2020
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Micro$oft

When Microsoft has a fam and lol the moment of truth is here, Introducing Windows 7.1
Welcome to micro$oft where You rip off the Vista/ME errors
by Andrushencia Kotpaw March 7, 2022
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microsoft

The reason Apple is second in software sales.
Bill Gates: "Wow, a small software company." *whips out gatling gun*
"Die, you sob's, I'm Bill Gates, Bitches, hahahahah!"
"Microsoft is King" *assasinates Steve Jobs*
by markis January 30, 2008
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Microsoft

1. official name of one of the world's most powerful and corrupt corporations, increasingly known as Microshaft, Microshit, Mickeysoft or simply M$<br>
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia
If it weren't for software bug fixes and virus advice, Microsoft's website traffic might slow to a crawl.
by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006
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