A subpar program headed by Rich Rodriguez. Absolutley ZERO defense. They have a running quaterback that resembles Lil Wayne who pulls off sick runs but cant throw so save his baby' s mama.
Did you see the Michigan Wolverines game today. They scored 65 points all runs by the quarterback. However they lost because the defense couldnt tackle Betty White in a wheelchair with the flu. They lost by 15.
by Gman4lifecali November 20, 2010
A place where not too much happens. Widely known for their State champion volleyball teams. Rumors spread like wild fire, and everyone knows your business. Most people stay there whole lives if they grew up here. Highlights and events throughout the year include Friday night football, partying, kicking the Lakers asses, and old fashion days.
by suck mike hawk February 21, 2011
Motor City turned into Murder City. Home of homeless drunk folks, thots, and gangsters welcoming meth labs in a abandon home near you.
Jon and his thot was at toys r us in Flint, Michigan shopping for crack until a stranger looked near.. Jon and his thot marched outside after him and shoot 9 rounds hoping to rob for crack.
by MRK2015 December 31, 2015
Last night I partied so hard, I totally caught the Michigan flu.
You're one drink away from the Michigan flu.
You're one drink away from the Michigan flu.
by starfish3000 March 08, 2009
When a guy rubs his dick with something spicy (cayenne pepper, jalapeño-juice covered hands) and then has sex with a woman.
by ladypicnic August 21, 2011
A small town where the locals will drive through 2 miles of potholes in their raised pickup truck, to snort cocaine off of a Meijer’s toilet seat.
Person A) Hey! Want to fuck your cousin and do drugs by the river?
Person B) Nah, sorry. Got to pick up my kids from my grandma’s and bring them to my step dads. I’ll come after.
- Monroe, Michigan
Person B) Nah, sorry. Got to pick up my kids from my grandma’s and bring them to my step dads. I’ll come after.
- Monroe, Michigan
by Xioum April 14, 2019
small town hicks where you’re either drunk or high and the guys drive trucks with their daddy’s money. girls are nothing but drama. cars get cheesed and mailboxes get smashed. tires slashed and everyone has an MIP. welcome to hicksville, where half the girls have fucked their cousin. also everyone has a crush on ed delore.
“omg that girl is from richmond michigan... leave her be”
“that ford ranger must be a richmond michigan kids truck”
“that ford ranger must be a richmond michigan kids truck”
by homewrecker2.0 March 28, 2021