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Monroe, Michigan

A small town where the locals will drive through 2 miles of potholes in their raised pickup truck, to snort cocaine off of a Meijer’s toilet seat.

Person A) Hey! Want to fuck your cousin and do drugs by the river?

Person B) Nah, sorry. Got to pick up my kids from my grandma’s and bring them to my step dads. I’ll come after.

- Monroe, Michigan

by Xioum April 14, 2019