merch

1.) Merch (n.) - Short for merchandise. This abbreviation is commonly used on websites that have online stores.

2.) Merch (n./adj.) - Used to refer to a wide spectrum of strains of marijuana. It is used to describe commercial-grade buds. Merch many times smells pretty good and has noticeable hairs on it. It is many times seedy. It can be good, but it isn't sought after nearly as much as chronic, however it is much better than schwag. It differs from chronic and so-called "Kind Bud" in that the smoke is more harsh, it is flavorless, and it is not as potent.

1.) Yo, check out the merch page on the Type O Negative website.

2.) Man, I tried to buy some regular old merch the other day, but all we got around here is chronic.

by r0akh January 15, 2007

mershman

The ability to excel in 4 jobs simultaneously while using a @stanford.edu email address. A Mershman seldom votes "yes" for fat chicks and enjoys "open roads" as a favorite past time. Mershmen keep their fans updated regularly through postings on any one of their online businesses.

1. Hey, is that Mershman on the side of the road?
2. Why is Mershman not updating his site, son?
3. Dad, none of these hand-me-down shoes and clothes fit, I'm gunna look like a Mershman.

by Tim Gunn February 7, 2008

back door merchant

a term used to describe a very gay man.

That fruity bastard is for sure a back door merchant.

by stillboy615 October 30, 2007

dong merchant

A derogatory term primarily used against males, referring to somebody who sells dongs, such as a male prostitue.

"Paul, you dong merchant"

by Koptor March 18, 2007

hard merchant

a very tough individual who can handle himself in a brawl despite being outnumbered
also known as a 'tank merchant'

person 1 : how did he take on those 3 guys and knock them all out ? is he a trained fighter ?

person 2 : no , hes just a fucking hard merchant

by jono9978 August 20, 2010

gloom merchant

A sad, uninteresting person to be around and peddles gloom and sadness upon everyone.

Bill is such a downer that he is but a gloom merchant.

by FartButt January 24, 2014

merch booth

The merch booth is the place a concert goer go to hang out if:

1.) The headlining band sucks and you only came there for the opener.

2.) You wanna meet the opening band.

3.) You wanna go smoke some blunts.

4.) You wanna go buy overpriced band merchandise.

The merch booth can be a place to meet people who are fans of the same band as you, a place to call your buddy on the cellphone, or just a place to be a wallflower. The most important part of the merch booth lurker is to never actually buy the merch they are trying to sell to you.

1.) "Dammit Deftones is playing now. Let's go hang by the MERCH BOOTH."

2.)"OMIGODDDDD the band is coming to the MERCH BOOTH to sign my tits!!!!"

3.)"Hold on, I'm gonna go smoke some weed by the MERCH BOOTH."

4.)"55 bucks for a concert shirt? Okay."

by Legion Tory December 24, 2008