mellow meth

Why naturally Xanax. Just as wonderfully addictive as meth, but produces a much more mellow effect.

Lacey: :Hey! I heard Mariah is having some major issues and has turned herself into a habitor."
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"

by von groovy September 28, 2024

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Mellow Corn

Distilled by Heaven Hill, Mellow Corn is the greatest whiskey ever made. It’s made from at least 80% corn, it’s bottled in bond, and only $15-$20. It’s even better than Blanton's.

Don’t waste your money on overpriced allocated bourbons, buy Mellow Corn instead!

by eddiespaghetti January 19, 2024

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