maximiljana

midgetto di Arbanassi

she-male with a strap-on, long leggs, tiny waist, perfect boobs, defying gravity 180-50-60, leprechaun who steels money and has a bag of gold next to the bed, herpes anus, crocodile skin underpants, Bosnian hater, small penis

Who's the foxy chick?
That's Maximiljana dude, dah!
Pull that penis out!

by Bellefleur March 11, 2010

Maximilian (Max)

A great guy. Makes many sarcastic, quick-witted jokes. He will lure you in with his cuteness, and make sure you feel comfortable. Confident, and not at the same time. He's a quick thinker, organized, and uses powerful logic to reason. Aspiring athlete, businessperson, student. He's one to love, or hate.

Wow, I was hanging out with Max (Maximilian), and gosh, he's too cute.

Maximilian (Max) would fit great with people who's names start with B or L or E.

by RealLeatherGOT July 23, 2019

maxime

He is a sweet and loving guy. He is amazing and caring . He doesn't believe love is there for him but it's there waiting for him. When you meet him you'll never forget him

Girl 1: Maxime is so loving.

Girl 2: Yeah any girl will be lucky to have him.

by Rose lilly June 18, 2018

Maxilicious

A female having the maximum possibly quality of deliciousness. A combination of beauty, wit and naughtiness that was previously thought only to be possible in theory, but has now been found to exist, not coincidentally, in a girl named Max.

That girl is Maxilicious!

by Robert Drake January 19, 2007

penis maximus

A rather large penis

hey baby, vaant to see my penis maximus?

i got the cleanest, meanest, penis maximus, ya never seen this stroke of genius

by alvinsanity June 11, 2006

Maximilian

the ultimate

You are a kew mother fucker but I am Maximilian. or I am the maxmilian of sex machines.

by twat stain June 21, 2003

Flattus Maximus

Flattus Maximus is a red faced guitar god in the band GWAR. Flattus is the lead guitarist in GWAR. His outfit consists of two triceratops on his shoulders, a green cloth to cover his areas, his killer footwear, a red mask, and of course, his customized green (sometimes uses red) ESP LTD MH400 guitar.

Womb With a View and Bring Back the Bomb are great examples of Flattus Maximus shredding on guitar.

by Treavor June 15, 2008