Matthew

A Jessica lover. Matthew LOVES jessica. Matthew would like to know if Jessica loves him back. I'm just a random guy. I just know that somewhere out there a jessica will read this and think about her Matthew

Matthew.

by bladeqwqw123 September 5, 2014

Matthews

awesomely sexy beast the sexiest beast around...big and hairy looks a lot like big foot may be called sasquatch, tonto, grizzly adams, and big foot plays basketball a lot... is always asked if that person is old enough to drink.

Look at that matthews guy he is just good looking.

by ROUND HOUSE MAN May 27, 2008

Matthew

A person that sucks their own 1 inch dick until they cum in their own throat while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7

Matthew sucks their own dick and swallows their own cum while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7, what a weirdo.

by I eat poop 69 December 24, 2021

Matthew

A very cool person

Oh look its Matthew
He is so cool

by ElloMateImMatthew May 6, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is very commonly a guys name. Matthews are really adorable, very intelligent, and friendly. If you ever meet a Matthew you should hold onto him tight because there's so guy like a Matthew!

When Matthew grinned at me I almost fainted!

Boy, that Matthew sure is smart.

by swiggityswootyilovethebooty January 24, 2015

Matthew

A person with extreme rage issues and a very short temper .

Matthew has Rage issues!!!

by That Guy 11102 March 1, 2017

Matthew

One of the many, many names a nigga could have when they're born. I mean, what else is there to say B?

Aye Matthew, whats poppin' big bruh?
Nothin' much cuzzo! I'm just sitting around listening to some De La Soul and watching the live NASCAR Cup Series race on TV. How 'bout you B?

by Master Mechanic 3179100 July 17, 2021