slice on the mat

A slice on the mat is a Second War British term. It signifies the eager anticipation of a serviceman returning home on leave; as his woman opens the door they can't even wait to get to the bedroom, and have sex there and then, on the mat, just inside the door. It is still used.

I hadn't seen her for three months, and when I turned up she immediately gave me a slice on the mat. She did remember to close the door, though. . .

by benbisley July 22, 2010

Dirty mat

Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric

It's yuh boi, Dirty mat

by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019

Ass-mat

Third of six levels of Ass
An amusing way to insult a friend.

He would lend me a dollar, Adam is such an Ass-mat.

by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003

Mat-O

The God of music and Expression
A brilliant arithmetician
A man who is better at everything than you probably are.

Everyone should strive to be like Mat-O

by sepukuartist February 19, 2009

stat mat

Status material; a quote or saying that is worthy of using as a facebook/twitter status.

Ali: If my children aren't cute, I'm gonna beat them

Araf: That's stat mat

by alimf92 June 3, 2010

mat-nuck

When a man has sex with his girl on a carpet and she gets bad rug burn on her back, and he gives it a hard slap right after.

Yo last night, I gave the bitch a mat-nuck and she screamed louder than a snared wildcat

by ToopShow&BeanMan July 21, 2011

Doobie Mats

Materials used for rolling a doobie, ie (rolling papers, tobacco, marijuana, crutch papers)

"Yo dog I just picked up a sack, down to blaze?"

"yeah dude, I've got the doobie mats, let's roll one up!"

by graustar October 21, 2009