Matey

Mateys are annoying people which hang around with cool people to look cool

person1: hey why is that matey following us?
person2: IDK

person1: probably just to look cool

by bestman001 February 7, 2018

Mateo

His every look is penetrating, as if he sought to capture the entirety of your thoughts.

Mind reader, Mateo

by TheOneAndOnlyKaty February 9, 2020

Mateo

A very moronic friend who can be reliable at all times, if you ever meet a Mateo, you must cherish them and take care of them as they are normally autistic and can't do anything for themselves

"Fuck Mateo."

by H00DED Experience November 30, 2017

mathyou

the man that I love more than anyone in the whole world

I love you mathyou

by aimestarr,, October 16, 2008

Matey Moo

A fat friend

"Sarah is a right matey moo"

by Spoogs April 16, 2009

Mateo

Person who whacks people and is loud

Mateo came to me and whacked me so hard that even my great grand children said ow

by Pingu8017 October 30, 2019

mateoavila

douchebag. real pain in the ass, cant fight worth a shit, has no problem using people. someone with absolutely no friends...just enemys.

omg what a mateoavila

why do you have to be such a mateoavila

by sir pimpsalot January 24, 2008