Facebook Material

Usually a picture that is taken, reviewed, and agreed upon as being Facebook worthy. Often accompanied with words like totally, clearly, or sooo not.

"That picture is totally Facebook material."

"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."

by Redimade May 11, 2009

Girlfriend Material

1. A Female (Any sexuality) that is fit emotionally to be in a relationship with any gender they please.

Man:”That Girl is total girlfriend material”
Female:”Totally!”

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower January 28, 2021

materialista

A person who fiercly if not overaly protects his/her right to be a materialist with little or no regard for the effects of their spending habits.

Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft, with his large appetite for big ticket purchases like yachts, cars, and more, would be a great example of a materialista.

by johnjohnjohn October 23, 2007

materialistic ho

A girl who only hangs with you for the things you can buy her.

"Look at Ajsa."
"She only started dating him because he buys her Michael Kors."
"She's such a materialistic ho."

by lulou January 11, 2018

Material Karma

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff

Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(

by ChemyTheFunnyOne December 31, 2019

material gworll

Material gworll is amazing and they probably need comfort and a therapist. saucy satana is also the owner of material gworll

omg he is such a material gworll

by TescoCup January 13, 2022

beast material

A buff boy eho is fit enough to fall into the beast catergory

Usher... now that's what I call beast material

by BeAsTeSs November 21, 2004