Marchant

a Marchant is a secret alcoholic and chain smoker. Most Marchants don't make it pass 21...

Ah! Marchant Oded again

by NiggaCatBeVibin March 9, 2020

mil mascaras

Name of a notorious luchador. Known for the "M" on his mask

Mil mascaras is my favorite luchador

by Chaparito peligroso July 31, 2006

Clear Mascara

When a man blasts his ball batter in your face and coats your eyelashes.

My man jizzed on my face, it was like wearing Clear Mascara

by ratchetaskcuf June 12, 2014

Machadamin Meltdown

The act of eating alot of nuts then taking a shit. Then you scoop the piece out of the toilet then freeze it in a plastic bag. Then you proceed to take it out of the bag during intercourse and put it on the womans chest and watch it melt and see the nuts in the shit.

Dude I gave Tit's McGee a great Machadamin Meltdown last night!

by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006

Marchael

is VERY funny, smart, and cool to hang out with. She will always make you laugh when you need it the most. Never a dull moment. She's a hot redhead with a temper. Ginger Snap who loves and appreciates a good beard. Pretty inside & out.

Yeah that girl Marchael is so funny.

by hibiscus beach June 14, 2015

Machala

1. A pleated pants wearing bumbling idiot that is completely ignorant to religion and finance.

2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.

3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.

Machala: "I just lost 100,000 dollars in a year...whatever shall I do?"

Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."

Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"

by Chumley the great August 29, 2007

Toilet mascara

A ring of crap that is left from letting shit sit in the toilet for to long.

I almost threw up when i look in your bathroom and saw your toilet mascara.

by crackajack007 May 6, 2009