martimical

Useful in just about every situation; capable of doing many things well.

The smartphone has evolved to become a martimical object in modern life, doing whatever we need, whenever we need it.

by According To August 16, 2021

Marlini

A nickname for a girl who has very many talents, but is hilariously bad at board games. She is very smart, beautiful, and a social butterfly but she isn't the most athletic, and can't think quickly on the spot..isn't really good at comebacks.

I wish Marlini would help me study for my exam.

Marlini is so cute but she can't play monopoly for shit.

by appletitsss September 16, 2010

Salty Marlin

with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.

i gave my girlfriend a salty marlin, and she nearly took my goddamn arm off.

by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009

Marlin vs. Mullet

A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.

Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."

by the fuuuuck? January 28, 2014

Marlii

A girl that flirts with all the guys, who fall into her mind traps and games. Cute on the outside, but horrible on the inside.
Only the smart guys can get away from Marlii's!

Guy 1: See that girl over there?
Guy 2: Oh, she's such a Marlii

by NickJG August 22, 2011

marliyn manson

I find it hilarious when people say MARILYN MANSON IS GOD!! If they were true Manson fans, they would know that he opposes the idea of god and organized religion. Nonetheless, he is one of the sexiest people ever - best musician too. Oh, and he IS a reverend of satanism, but, for those of you who are too busy sticking your heads in your asses, that does NOT mean that he worships satan. That's NOT what satanism is about. Marilyn Manson IS a goth - goths arent the stereotypical antisocialites, goth is a frame of mind... Marilyn Manson cannot be defined, he simply IS, so go fuck yourselves.

By posting your misguided definitions of Marilyn Manson, you are doing exactly what he wants you to do, and he is proving that you too are sheep... just like the goddamn christians.

by danielle September 29, 2004

Malim

An event where ur emotions/feelings get outplayed to the maximum that your trust/faith get destroyed so badly you cant recover from it forever, leading up to loss of faith and eventually, despair.

Have you ever experienced the Malim before? It has severely diminished my hopes after such an event! Definitely life changing for me!

by nutsmakemecrazy May 10, 2020