natatee the manatee

a type of manatee that lives in the water (obviously)
a very very fat manatee

natatee the manatee holds a world record for fattest manatee

by stqrry March 20, 2020

mandatory sex party

this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.

variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc

dave: did you go to the party last night?

dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?

dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.

by willhard9723 May 19, 2013

Manhater

A lesbian.

Lesbian = Manhater

by Quicksilver213 March 15, 2013

manatee

An obese gay man with little or no body hair. Compare to bear.

Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of euros.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

manhaters.com

A website where you can enter men in a database and rate them. You can also search the database for your man and post comments on message boards.

Boy an I glad I looked up Craig's name on manhaters.com before I agreed to date him.

by hidollarho February 25, 2004

mandate

What Elton John goes on

"Hey was that Elton John? Yea, he was with his flamer friend, on a mandate."

by esims March 28, 2010

mandate

the opposite of winning an election by three percent, especially when you are running against the no.1 liberal in the senate Massachusettes flip flop with less charisma than a Al Gore, or even his recently deceased mother.

John Kerry managed the run the worst campaign with no attacks until the end, had no charisma, had a bitchy wife and constantly flip-flopped but came within THREE points of beating an incumbent wartime president with charisma and appeal to much of the masses. The president calls this thinnest reelection margin in 88 years a mandate

by Howard Dean '08 January 21, 2005