mampershurn

a geeky male

when you see a geek u call him a mampershurn

by mc-stafford October 24, 2008

Malvernise

(verb) To be ruthlessly bummed by an older pupil; slam-dunked by an elder student

When Charles was in the 3rd year he was "Malvernised" good and proper by many of the elder boys.

Young man, I'm going to "Malvernise" you. I'm going to "Malvernise" you like you'll never forget.

by magic malverniser December 17, 2009

mulper

A person who turns up to your house at dinner time, who has not been invited, but is expecting to be fed.

I'm forced to be a mulper as I don't have money for food.

by crazyskank February 5, 2010

Mulper

A disgustingly ugly woman who by virtue of her appearance is guaranteed not to be the mother of any children. One who is so slobberish and vile that her very presence can be sensed by all but the most comatosed individuals who deserve an encounter with such a filthy beast. Usually found in shopping centres, clubs, pubs, zoos and abattoirs. The criteria for what constitutes a mulper can often be relaxed and the term can apply to even a mild ugly woman who might be carrying a few extra kilos, or anyone in between.

Look at that hideous mulper walking down the street at the Fringe.

Nearly succumbed to the advances of a filthy mulper last night . Fuck it was close.

There should be a law against mulpers like that. Enough to put you off your pint.

by chemischen March 15, 2011

malker

One prone to stalking in malls. Usually hey stay a store behind their victim to avoid seeming too obviously enthralled.

Jane: OMG, who is that guy following us?

Jill: Who, that guy in Abercrombie and Fitch?

Jane: Yeah! He has been a store behind us for the past three hours!

Jill: O wow. What a total effing malker!! Let's junk-punch him.

by ha_thats_cool April 4, 2011

Maleraich

Name for a Male who is very Buff sports a Large tatoo and adheres to dark/goth style fashions. albeit lacking makeup.
They are also very well endowed and can give amazing sex.

guy 1: wow that dude is so buff and cool.

guy2:yeah hes a total Maleraich

by Ragesat Trolls February 19, 2012

malpropriate

to spell a word wrong or in the wrong context

teacher writes words on board: "Right about anything you want to."
Student raises hand and says "Mr/Mrs. (SoandSo) did you intend to malpropriate the word 'Wright?'"

by Bilbo Bobkins October 27, 2011