by JizzMonkeyMan June 28, 2011
Get the Pussy Magnetmug. by swingingbeef August 12, 2008
Get the death magneticmug. by crazy monkey September 17, 2006
Get the babe magnetmug. I photographed the morons entering the giant moron magnet to see exhibits of people in biblical times riding dinosaurs wearing saddles. They didn't know before their visit that The Flintstones was actually a documentary!
by El Duderino Supremo April 29, 2008
Get the moron magnetmug. Someone who unwittingly attracts trolls and/or general internet psychos. The initial pull that draws the troll to its magnet is frequently a benign comment posted on a forum or group, or in certain (rare) cases it may be nothing more than pure chance.
Friend A: “All Zara said was that she didn’t like tinted glasses, and this crazy guy just went…well crazy about it.”
Friend B: “Like OMG, she’s such a troll magnet.”
Friend B: “Like OMG, she’s such a troll magnet.”
by chuffermonkey April 26, 2008
Get the troll magnetmug. When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.
You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
by Saharox February 27, 2010
Get the Fart Magnetmug. An intoxicated person whose head has apparently become attracted to metal objects. Characteristics of a magnet head include stumbling into and/or leaning towards roller shutters, parked cars, lampposts or any other metal objects within a five to ten foot radius, usually leading with the head or face. Magnet heads are most commonly found alone, roaming the streets late at night having been abandoned by friends or ejected from a party.
Oh my God, we gotta get this magnet head out of here, he's gonna face plant into our fridge.
Keep an eye on this magnet head in front of us lads, there's a load of parked cars coming up!
Holy crap, that magnet head just fell down onto those train tracks!
Keep an eye on this magnet head in front of us lads, there's a load of parked cars coming up!
Holy crap, that magnet head just fell down onto those train tracks!
by prunly November 10, 2009
Get the magnet headmug.