Magicianism

It's where you practice magic and shit and believe anything you do is magic because you're just that fucking amazing.

idiot: "I clicked on the x button to close out a page on the internet"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"

by Zelex August 31, 2018

Magician's proposal

A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual

Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?

by vibrant mass May 15, 2020

Magician

Someone who disappears AKA a dad

Did you see Kat’s dad he’s such a magician

by Chickennutts666 December 30, 2020

Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.

I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.

by 209asian April 11, 2021

Magicianary

When he fucks your mind and poof he's gone!

The hot guy from the club last night straight pulled the magicianary on me!

by David Coppa_Feel June 9, 2021

MagicManMo

The YouTuber famous for wearing a white fedora

MagicManMo has the BEST livestreams!

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 10, 2021

Magician

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

by Adm04 August 1, 2021