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Maryland Vegan

A vegan who will still eat crabs.
Let's go get crabs! Oh wait I forgot you're vegan.

It's okay I'm a Maryland Vegan
by Gonzo Writer August 28, 2013
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Madelanus

A previously undiscovered planet of the gaseous variety. The proximity of Madelanus to earth is not known, however it is thought to be in the region of 3 inches.

Although somewhat smaller that the other planets, Madelanus is still a vast body of matter. It is comprised primarily of gas and has an extensive black hole, in which sulphuric winds gust at great speeds.

Madelanus has one moon, named Justashownapopabruce by a famous greek astronomer. Justashownapopabruce is greatly attracted to Madelanus' black hole and it's orbit keeps time with this surfacal defect.

Madelanus has never been explored by man, due to it's high sulphuric content and habit of sucking unidentified objects into it's black hole.

No living matter has been discovered on Madelanus, primarily because nobody has ever looked for any.
"What is that terrible smell?"

"I think it's Madelanus, it was supposed to be close to the earth this week."
by Charles Glass July 30, 2009
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Wheaton, Maryland

Home to the Upper Lower Class. Can be found inside Bethesda, Maryland.

Has a Baja Fresh and a slippery alleyway.
"I was walking down the alley and slipped on something on my way to Baja Fresh, I must be in Wheaton, Maryland."
by LourdesHernandez2 May 23, 2009
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maryland flames basketball

the sickest basketball team in maryland. They have placed in every AAU National championship. 3rd, 7th, 8th, and 9th out of 165 teams thats dam good. every wants to be on the team!
girl- wow look at that girl shes really good
girl 2 - yea she must play for the Maryland flames basketball team
girls 1 & 2 - i wish i could play on that team :(
by fregs December 17, 2006
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Maryland Lemonade

A sexual position in which a male acts as if he is about to ejaculate into his partner's vagina/mouth/ass, but instead urinates into the orifice instead.
Dude, last night I pulled a Maryland Lemonade on my girlfriend... I ended up sleeping on the couch for a week.
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St.Mary's College of Maryland

An institution in Southern Maryland where affluent Caucasian parents send their private school educated kids because they do not wish to pay for a private college.
St.Mary's College of Maryland

DAD "Hey son your mother and I think you should go to St. Mary's College of Maryland we cannot afford to pay for you to go to a better school since we just bought you a 2015 BMW."

SON "But Father..."

DAD "Silence you imbecile!" *Slap*

SON *crying*
by NerdRAGE April 6, 2015
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madylen

With the not only a beautiful smile very funny very Loving boosts everyone’s spirit in the room terrified of anything besides cats and dogs passes all of her classes and is very Athletic when it is air-conditioned
Usually spelt Madeline But very uniquely perfect Madylen
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