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macintosh

A "computer" that doesn't have shit hot stats and is not normally upgradable, making it useless to gamers, and due to a different interface, cannot be used in the workplace efficiently, making it useless to those that have a job.
Considering the fact that gaming and working are the only two plausible applications for a computer, macs are entirely useless. They can browse the internet, but then again, so can cell phones. Some say these are "media computers" having programs designed for media editing and such, but considering that even the mac word processor is a microsoft program, this arguement doesn't have much weight.
Given, they do look cool, but PCs, being upgradable, have far surpassed mac in the 'looks cool' category.
Also, the statement that PCs crash often isn't true. PCs don't just crash, the users cause them to crash. Mac users not able to cope with the fact that PCs are better try to use one, cause it to crash, and blame it on the system. PEBKAC
Mac user: "The new Macintosh for $1200 is better than any PC."
Rational person: "Wait ten days, then try to say that again."
by out there December 28, 2005
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Macintosh Computer

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!
by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009
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Macintoshing

A Person That Spits Game Over Social Networking Sites, But Never Does It In Real Life.
Dude Stop Macintoshing And Go To The Club.
by BlackGuy4260 October 23, 2011
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macipulate

The act of leaving one's chill out spot and going home.
Abandon I can't stay any longer guys so I will macipulate now.
by Omar_Floyd876 August 11, 2017
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Macin

1. To demolish or outplay
2. To eat a lot of something (to destroy what’s on your plate)

3. To insult someone
“That team is trash, I’ll be macin em later.”

“I was macin on this chicken earlier bro, shit was insane.”

“I was macin that man in the lobby earlier”
by ALOEA December 27, 2022
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Nick Maciejewski

A hard worker who gives it his all, to support his family , gorgeous blue eye unless hes annoyed or angry then they turn grey, the one who marrys him will be one
Nick Maciejewski a Hard worker with nice eye
by That boy nayte March 8, 2022
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Macisaac Hall

The worst fucking residence to ever exist at StFX.
Macdogs lost their whalebone and they’ll never get it back, making Macisaac Hall the worst residence.
by Burke.Brawler April 10, 2020
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