Bate Machine

A computer used solely for masturbating.

The bate machine only has porn websites in the history.

by Tturdburgthe1st April 1, 2009

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Guido Machine

A car (usually crappy import 4 cylinder or domestic equiv) driven by a sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area. Usually outfitted with ridiculous rims, a ridiculous spoiler, etc, etc.

Damn, look at that disgusting guido machine.

by Douchebaggierie February 28, 2010

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wash machine head

When she gives you head and its so damn good it feels like your dick is in a wash machine.

Hunter: Yoo Alex I got some bomb ass head last night.
Alex: uh uh, shit bro how good was it?
Hunter: Bro she was on spin cycle i got some wash machine head

by Mothersloads December 4, 2018

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Venting Machine

Being genuinely interested in listening to a friends venting and comforting them

Person: Im Comfortable telling you stuff guys.
True Friends: Hey Buddy, get it out of your system. We are your venting machines!

by The Shmucksonian November 27, 2019

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david machine

A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.

Client: How can I get the Pramire treatment?
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.

by tennesseeford September 28, 2020

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