Marty

A high-roller or billionaire playboy. Usually exclusive to the south florida region, however, can live anywhere in the world. A Marty drives an expensive car such as a Bentley or Lexus and throws money around all the time.

Bro, I can't afford that audemars piguet watch, I'm not Marty!

by SEHG35 December 24, 2009

Marty pump-fake

1. A common expression for when a man slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into "his" women's eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.

2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.

3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.

4. The daring action of a one pump chump

5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team

1. Neil: Were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.

2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.

3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!

4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man

by Terriers2009 January 7, 2013

Bar Martyr

A person, commonly found in a bar, who frequently engages the most clearly damaged individual in the room despite warnings or signs of any kind. This term was coined by Florida singer/songwriter Michael J Weiss in his song entitled "Bar Martyr." This song tells the story of a situation involving the original Bar Martyr and his attempt to get the attention of a clearly intoxicated and crazy individual.

A Bar Martyr would ignore all warnings and attempt to pick up the easiest prey in the bar simply because it's the path of least resistance. For this person to be a true Bar Martyr, the reasons and warnings not to do so MUST be overwhelming.

by pyrat May 2, 2009

Marty Party

A Marty Party is an individual who likes to "get down with his/her bad self" and get crunk. Someone who "get's the party started" and listens to Snoop Dogg. Synomyns include but not limited to: The Party Train Conductor and Vanilla Funk.

Party goer #1:" Is that a rumble that I hear outside?"
Party goer #2: "I don't know, is that the Police?"
Party goer #1: "Yay, it's marty party, coming to the rescue!"

"I wish Marty Party was here, this party's IPOD shuffle is lame."

by Rumble in da Jungle March 2, 2009

Marty

When my wife and kids were going out of town recently my daughter looked at me and said "You should have a Marty." I had no idea what she was talking about so I said, "What's a Marty" and she responded "a man party".

"That's awesome," I said.

I have never been more proud of my daughter.

"You guys THIS IS IT, my wife and kids are finally going on that overnight trip for her 3rd cousins graduation from middle school and I'm throwing a Marty."

by Admiral Crunch2 July 22, 2012

Remove Martyrdom

Officially the greatest thread ever to be conceived. (Voted as 'Thread of the Century' by Web User magazine in 2008) Originally founded by 'joseph12011993' on the Official Playstation Forum it has been the center of martyrdom based banter, as well as many other subjects, on the internet for over 2 years.

It has survived several attacks from both mods and uninformed members but to this day remains the place to be for any internet lover.

John: Oh boy, I sure do hate Martyrdom on Call of Duty....
Paul: You know what, you should express your views on the Remove Martyrdom thread... there you will recieve helpful tips on how to avoid being killed by said perk as well as making lots of life long friends!
John: You don't say?.... Well where do I sign up?!
Paul: Where? Why, on the Official EU Playstation Forums, thats where!
John: Jee thanks! My life is now complete....

by you know it makes sense February 24, 2010

Marty

MDMA fueled party with the lads.

Modi: It’s a MARTY!!

by hackstoeverylevel September 9, 2018