conster mock

the cousin of ponster menis

that's a conster mock.

by zerotabbies February 16, 2024

‘Mock

short for a hammock. only cool people call it a mock, and you are stupid if you don’t know what a mock is.

Robert went to the outdoor gear store and bought an orange ‘mock.

by Guacamole.69 March 10, 2020

Mock-Tok

A short Tick-Tok video that mocks or castigates a public figure, celebrity or media outlet; a Tick-Tok that mocks or makes fun of an online posting or video.

"Sen. Smith's statement was the subject of innumerable Mock-Toks making fun of his bad toupee"

"Oh, man, that dumb pass play will definitely generate a slew of Mock-Toks"

by Freaky Franklinite October 14, 2023

Mock block

when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead

Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish

Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked

by KingOfCoffee March 14, 2018

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

mock bottom

A fake, deceptive or mendacious show of poverty.

A friend pleads poverty to avoid paying his way in a chi-chi restaurant when in fact he has money to burn. Far from being "rock bottom" he is said to be "mock bottom".

by Davis Matthews March 3, 2008

Mock Daughter

An unmarried partner's unrelated daughter that has become family.

Today is my mock daughter's birthday versus today is my boyfriend's daughter's birthday who has become family

by Old Louisville Vee April 10, 2022