Mock-Tok

A short Tick-Tok video that mocks or castigates a public figure, celebrity or media outlet; a Tick-Tok that mocks or makes fun of an online posting or video.

"Sen. Smith's statement was the subject of innumerable Mock-Toks making fun of his bad toupee"

"Oh, man, that dumb pass play will definitely generate a slew of Mock-Toks"

by Freaky Franklinite October 14, 2023

‘Mock

short for a hammock. only cool people call it a mock, and you are stupid if you don’t know what a mock is.

Robert went to the outdoor gear store and bought an orange ‘mock.

by Guacamole.69 March 10, 2020

Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021

Mock block

when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead

Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish

Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked

by KingOfCoffee March 14, 2018

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

Mock and drirty

A narcissist with a lo-fi alternative personality. Someone who neglects friendships, judges people, and doesn't conform to society, but does it with such style, ease and originality that people are infatuated by them.

You see that guy hanging out at the back of the room there? He's a real mock and drirty. I heard he doesn't take good care of himself or those around him. I wanna be his friend so bad.

by Lvei P March 22, 2022

Mock

When you call someone a mock, it means there annoying, irritating, or overall just a headache.

“Why won’t you answer me?” - person 1
“Because your such a mock.” - person 2

by heheh1234 November 24, 2020