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machine guns 

the art of drinking several shots, one after the other.

known as "machine guns" as the bullets being fired one after another is like the shots being downed one after the other.
Melissa: oh em gee, i was sooo drunk last night
Kayla: Oh, why is that?
Melissa: i did 6 machine guns yesterday,
Kayla: rebel!
machine guns by evaraw October 20, 2010

Machine Gun Kelly

The hottest man alive.
1:Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?
2: Yes! He is the hottest man alive

machine cuisine 

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.
machine cuisine by Neil Alien August 10, 2009

machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
machine nut by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018

Machine queen 

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen
Machine queen by Davedale August 30, 2019

Machine Gun Kelly Jelly 

The act of rapid ejaculation inside a girl, im talking 55 nuts in less than 30 seconds
Bruh. That girl mouth skill is crazy, made me pull off a machine gun kelly jelly and everything