Lorenzo

Lorenzo is an asshole, but he can't help it and sometimes tries to help but says the dumbest shit

Guy 1: Yo can you help me out bro
Lorenzo: I would beat the shit out of the personification of life

by Dhehvrjdjsjwje August 3, 2021

Lorenzoing

Purposely irritating someone to the point they actually get mad.

They we’re having a good time till she started lorenzoing.

by Bakerone August 8, 2022

Lorenzo

A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.

Lorenzo just missed that shot

by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022

Lorenzo

Lorenzo a man with a humongous penis and a huge giant brain, sometimes hes dominant but most time hes submissive

woah looks its lorenzos huge penis

by anonymous September 22, 2022

Lorenzo

A half Spanish half Belgian gaylord that likes to be raped in the butt.

“You want to be raped by me? OH YES I’m such a Lorenzo!”

by anoniem123’bv December 31, 2021

Lorenzo

An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.

Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo

by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 7, 2021

Lorenzo

Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened

jared: Yo isnt that Lorenzo shouldnt he be in jail right now?

sarah: Omg yeah it is i hate lorenzo

by scooty mcscotty February 6, 2022