tag lines

Tan lines made by sun or dirt that make a line on your feet specifically when wearing Tag brand shoes.

I was out in the hot sun all day and now my feet have some major tag lines.

by Native nomads July 31, 2020

shooting lines

To snort cocaine

I saw johnny shooting lines in the bathroom.

by Wilmanman December 28, 2020

2 blue lines

2 blue lines is another meaning for pregnant, because on a pregnancy test, 2 blue lines is positive.

"I got 2 blue lines! Can't wait to tell people"

by Zainab.H January 27, 2017

Priming the lines

Moderately drinking earlier so the heavy drinking later will be easier

It's 10 am get me a beer ... better start priming the lines for my batchelor party tonight.

by Thundarr80 July 14, 2018

runnin my trot lines

A figure of speech in the deep south referring to a person that is trying to hook up with the same person that you are trying to hook up with.

Bill: Hey Tom! I took Kate out on a date last night. We had a good time.

Tom: WTF Bill! Why are you runnin my trot lines!!! I have been trying to get with Kate all week man.

by anonymous September 29, 2020

Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines

"If you aren't in a hurry to leave the store, there will be little or no delay in getting a clerk to ring you up. But if you're pressed for time --- or even more so, if you're car-pooling with someone who is on a tight schedule --- THAT'S when there will be hold-ups galore... a long line in front of you, a customer with one or more heaped-full shopping-carts, one or more price-discrepancies that hafta be tediously resolved (i.e., the puzzled clerk is obliged to walk back with you to the shelf to look at the price-labels, a supervisor or the store-manager has to be called over), a balky card-scanner, etc."

Whenever someone who's giving me a ride is kind enough to let me stop at a store to grab a few items, I always try to make very sure that I have everything all "set and prepared" before I head to the register, so that I personally seldom create a problem (i.e., cause any delays myself with issues like not having the proper payment ready or being unsure of a price or quantity) with Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines. That way, even if my driver has to wait linger than expected for me to hastily scamper back outside with my loaded shopping-bags, he won't be able to direct his impatient frustration at me --- "Sorry for the delay; I did indeed get everything tossed in my cart very quickly, but there was a long line in front of me, and they were short-staffed today, so they only had once register open."

by QuacksO October 31, 2019

blurred lines

When you just drink so much it isn't possible to see.

"Hey Jim are you alright"
"No mark I can't see, I think I'm going blind I hate these blurred lines"

by Obama2667 August 19, 2013