Lefse

is a delicious traditional soft, Norwegian flatbread.

Basically at first they look like pancakes when prepared/baked but then you cut them up in triangles and put shit in between them like a sammich.

Conversational example:
Norwad: "Hey, would you like to have some lefse? I brought some for lunch."

American: "No, fuck off!"

Norwad: "Uff da..."

by Smooth Dog March 4, 2012

Ford Lease

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"

Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."

by Geoff L May 22, 2005

lester the molester

A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.

"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"

by Dave Bover November 29, 2013

lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.

Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.

by Lisa Buttram January 1, 2007

Lester

When you get weed that looks shitty but turns out to be mind-blowing.

Ted: "Damn dude that looks like schwag"
Brian: "No dude, I don't know. I have a good feeling"
(after smoking)
Ted: "Damn this is some Lester!"
Brian: "Hell yeah."

by Runescapeisreallycoolman September 8, 2011

Hairy lester

To ejaculate into anothers male or females happy highway(a happy trail that is way to fucking big) then force the person to eat it off

Hooker number12- can u just give me a hairy lester i cant handle any more cumshots in my face
Tainty salad- i dont see why either way this is going in your mouth

by tainty salad May 23, 2011

daniel lester

Phillip Lester's Daddy

Daddy Daniel Lester

by Does_Jumin_Han_is_gay May 13, 2017