leech

A person who targets a group of people and stops at nothing to hang out with them. They usually target one of the nicest group members first, then make their way to the best looking one in the group, therefore allowing them to slowly become a part of the group, even though they are disliked.

Man that Codie girl made you drive for 45 minutes to a San Diego resort. She's a definately a leech.

by John Quesando August 9, 2009

squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005

Leech-licker

One who hangs out solely with others that are less attractive than themselves. Can also be used for those that hang out with others with no personality, intelligence, etc.

I hate hanging out with Marsha, the leech-licker. Her friends have no substance to them...but I guess they make Marsha feel smart when she is around them.

by Tigresstree July 6, 2010

Nut Leech

A promiscuous woman, though no reason is apparent wants your nuts in and around her mouth

"how's that nut leech scott?"
"eh, ok i guess, i keep turning her down, but i swear she wants my nuts."

by Phoenix2222 April 3, 2009

Face Leech

A male friend who uses you to meet women and becomes their friend on Facebook. They accomplish this by hanging out with you in casual settings (ie. bar/festival/party). When you bump into or meet up with female friends he will latch on to her/them by using Facebook. He's very unsuspecting and he does it in secret while you are in the bathroom or distracted in another conversation with someone else. He will approach her innocently and say something like "Hey, are you guys friends on Facebook? Can I be your friend too?"

He will do this with your current girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, or long time female friends.

Ways to figure if your friend is Face Leech:

1. Hang out with him at a bar till you accidentally bump in to a female friend. Next morning, check to see if they are friends on Facebook. If they are friends and you seemed to have missed the conversation about them being friends on Facebook... Your friend is probably a Face Leech.

2. Look in your mutual friends with him. If its all girls and just another guy or two... He's most likely a Face Leech.

Dude, Bob and I were hangin at the bar and accidentally bumped in to my ex-girlfriend Kristin... and now their Facebook friends!?!?!?!? I hope that Face Leech isn't' trying to go for sloppy seconds!

by PASSO3058 July 25, 2010

Lobby Leech

(noun) - An online gamer who jumps from lobby to lobby of gamers they don't know, but have previous gamed with online, in order to quickly join a gaming lobby and obtain a more solid Internet connection by making the unknown lobby leader the "host".

I just open up the previous gamers section, and boom, Lobby Leeching ahoy.

by The King Nick November 16, 2010

leech

Any person who has no personality of himself, so as a result, he/she/it will suck every piece of personality that you have, he/she/it will become another you, but will probably be much more ugly.

The biggest leech known to man, Zach St. John of Toledo Ohio. HE IS VERY VERY VERY UGLY.

by Jordan, Gram August 26, 2006