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lazy cunt

1. Used as a derogatory term referring to someone who is lethargic

2. Used in a sarcastic or jocular manner describing a person displaying idle tendencies
1. Hurry up and bring me that piece of wood, you fucking lazy cunt!!!

2. Mate, just stop watching the tv so we can get ready and hit the clubs, you lazy cunt
by tonymoverseas December 30, 2006
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Lazy Link

A hyperlink to a website typed in by an instant messenger chat member while chatting because he/she is too lazy to actually open up a browser, type in the url, and click enter.

This phrase was first coined by Acid Burnz because too many of his msn contacts asked him why he typed random url's into the chat menu. He replied with a succinct: <<It's a LL>>. But noone ever understood. So he had to give it's true definition and hope that all chatters will oneday follow suit
Evan: hey Karan, check out what's on urbandictionary

Karan: orly?
Karan: www.urbandictionary.com

Evan: WTF? Dude, i already know teh url, duh...

Karan: man, haven't you heard? it's a lazy link

Evan: uh, what's that

Karan: never mind, i'll make an entry on urbandictionary

Evan: sweet!
by Acid Burnz February 25, 2006
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Lazy Taco

When one of a womens labia lips hang down lower than the other.
That Bitch gots herself a "lazy Taco"!
by abcbffs4life December 19, 2009
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pussy-lazy

When a male is newly single and there are opportunities to get laid, but the guy does not pursue them because of the complications that would arise.
Guy 1: "Why didn't you hit that, she would have totally been down?!"
Guy 2: "Naw, I have been pussy-lazy as of late."
by finmajor90 August 23, 2011
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lazy-tranny

1. A man fascinated with women's clothes, but too unmotivated to spend money on them, or take the time to put them on. 2. A drag queen in disguise.
The closest a lazy-tranny gets to dressing like a woman is Google images.
by Xerolayne February 9, 2010
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lazy wingman

It's when a guy takes 2 Tylenol PMs, sits on his hand until it goes numb and tries to finish masturbating before he falls asleep.
Ed: What did you do last night?
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.
by DidSomeoneSayCake November 22, 2013
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Lazy Holterman

The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.
Drunk friend: "I just wanna know - when are you gonna give Michelle a Lazy Holterman?"
by Rev john October 20, 2011
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