a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle
when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham
by Johnny Eutaw October 1, 2006
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Possibly THE worst female tag team to be formed in WWE. The team consists of a slut called Michelle McCool who slept her way to the top using her relationship with Taker. She can't draw heat for shit even though she is a heel and she is a mediocre wrestler. She keeps on winning feuds, titles and wrestling matches because of the influence her husband has. Layla who is a pretty but somewhat an annoying girl. Wrestling skills below average. Vickie Guerrero possibly the best heel currenty in the mainstream. She was put with LayCool to boost their heel turn.
LayCool are most notable for making up childish names like Piggy James, Glam-a-man, Smelly Kelly, Lady Wawa, Fatalya etc.
Possibly THE worst female tag team to be formed in WWE. The team consists of a slut called Michelle McCool who slept her way to the top using her relationship with Taker. She can't draw heat for shit even though she is a heel and she is a mediocre wrestler. She keeps on winning feuds, titles and wrestling matches because of the influence her husband has. Layla who is a pretty but somewhat an annoying girl. Wrestling skills below average. Vickie Guerrero possibly the best heel currenty in the mainstream. She was put with LayCool to boost their heel turn.
LayCool are most notable for making up childish names like Piggy James, Glam-a-man, Smelly Kelly, Lady Wawa, Fatalya etc.
I was watching Smackdown and quickly turned the channel when LayCool were wrestling.
LayCool could never tie the boots of a wrestling goddess like Mickie James.
Trish Stratus annihilated dumbass LayCool at the Elimination Chamber PPV. Way to go Trish!!
The Beautiful People are much better than them wannabes LayCool.
Stupid 12 year old girls love LayCool.
Jane: You're just jealous cuz me and LayCool are "Flawless"
Me: One more word PG kid and you'll be flying out of the window
LayCool could never tie the boots of a wrestling goddess like Mickie James.
Trish Stratus annihilated dumbass LayCool at the Elimination Chamber PPV. Way to go Trish!!
The Beautiful People are much better than them wannabes LayCool.
Stupid 12 year old girls love LayCool.
Jane: You're just jealous cuz me and LayCool are "Flawless"
Me: One more word PG kid and you'll be flying out of the window
by MickieJamesFan March 19, 2011
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by Dystxpian September 26, 2014
Get the Laylay mug.by MrBubbles0005 November 14, 2007
Get the Laycock mug.Layla is a beautiful girl/woman. She is loud,funny,and smart. Everyone loves her. Her best friend name starts with a K.
by Dis bish May 11, 2018
Get the LAYLA mug.Layla is a beautiful amazing women. She is shy and caring. She hates fighting but will do anything when it comes to her friends. She is beautiful but denies it. She is smexy and most importantly has a huge dick
by Whyamiherekid March 18, 2019
Get the Layla mug.a girl who has gorgeous blue eyes, rich brown hair, and a piercing smile. she can roast you on the drop of a dime, so beware. she is easy to come to and will listen to your problems. she can turn your tears into laughter. she isn't fake and will stick by you until the end. she is book and street smart too. I have loved her since I met her, and I am positive that anyone would be blessed to have her. just don't hurt her or she will most likely ruin your life. if you ever meet someone named Laylah, then you should cherish their friendship more than life itself
Some say angels don’t exist,
Well, then how do you walk this earth?
I really do love you so much even though,
I know I will never have you in my arms.
Simply because you’re my best friend.
Yet I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
My brain and my heart are fighting.
My brain says “No! It’s a mistake!”
However, my stupid heart won’t listen,
and won't let this whole thing go.
I know my brain is right,
except whenever I look at you,
Into those beautiful blue eyes,
I wipe those thoughts far away,
and all that is left,
Is my intense love for you…
I hate that I can never say,
How I truly feel about you.
It isn’t Lust that I feel for you,
But true love like you see in movies.
I love your extroverted personality,
I love your twisted sense of humor,
I love your piercing blue eyes,
For which none of this I can say.
That is the one thing that kills me,
About this unspoken love story...
I love you Laylah.
Well, then how do you walk this earth?
I really do love you so much even though,
I know I will never have you in my arms.
Simply because you’re my best friend.
Yet I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
My brain and my heart are fighting.
My brain says “No! It’s a mistake!”
However, my stupid heart won’t listen,
and won't let this whole thing go.
I know my brain is right,
except whenever I look at you,
Into those beautiful blue eyes,
I wipe those thoughts far away,
and all that is left,
Is my intense love for you…
I hate that I can never say,
How I truly feel about you.
It isn’t Lust that I feel for you,
But true love like you see in movies.
I love your extroverted personality,
I love your twisted sense of humor,
I love your piercing blue eyes,
For which none of this I can say.
That is the one thing that kills me,
About this unspoken love story...
I love you Laylah.
by Anonymous Student - LMS 2024 October 4, 2019
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