Lanier Middle School

Start with a strong base of administrative staff that never get along with their teachers. Stir together some lacrosse douches, gay ass Mexican kids, pussy black kids from the magnet program, and just a sprinkle of try hard Asians. Add in a restrictive dress code, shitty sports team, a few games of soggy biscuit, and a fuck load of mediocre racist jokes. Now deep fry that shit into some Raising Canes. This dish is best served cold like the cafeteria food with a side of bull shit and seasoned with Lamar High School applications. Voila!

Arabic Refugee: I lost everything, my house, my wife, my kids, my left leg…
Lanier Student: I go to Lanier Middle School.

Arabic Refugee: Oh my Allah that’s terrible!
Lanier Student: Shut the fuck up you brown ass bomber!

by Inspector Sock March 15, 2019

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lame'o lantern

someone who is so lame they emit a glow the colour of lame

you're so lame you GLOW lameness. you are such a lame'o lantern.

by TsarinaCole April 14, 2009

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Lazered

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

by Bnerdlatin January 16, 2011

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Flat lander

A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.

Learn to drive, you flat lander!

by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009

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Lancer

A weapon in Gears of War that shoots up to 60 bullets in one magazine and when you melee with it, a chainsaw is activated. However, to get the chainsaw to work, you must have the B button down for longer than 1 second. The lancer is a strategic weapon and sometimes counters a shotgun. If you camp with the lancer and use chainsaw when people come by, i'm sure you'd get a decent ammount of kills with it.

Mike: Yo, I'm gonna camp with the lancer.
Scott: No dude, we need you at Boomshot!
Mike: Screw you
*Mike kills all 4 COGs with the chainsaw
Scott: Whatever

by Adam Grieshober January 2, 2007

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