labialographer

One who participates, as often as possible and especially enjoys, in the study of labialography. These individuals may be male, female, bi-sexual, heterosexual, or homosexual and are often not concerned whatsoever with the age of the labia being studied so long as the female is a willing and age appropriate participant.

If I hadn't been so intently focused on increasing my expertise as a labialographer, I might have earned my Master's Degree in Business.

by PabloinL.A. August 2, 2007

labiaracist

What you are when you judge a woman by the color of her labia.

"She prolly has dark cunt lips. I don't like her" says the labiaracist.

by phyxated March 28, 2011

labia ache

the female equivalent of hypothetical ball ache. if something presents itself as a laborious task/pain in the ass it is otherwise known as a labia ache.

uhh, i don't want to shave my legs tonight, its such a labia ache!

by ERaeE October 9, 2013

Labia-rinth

A maze of vaginal lips. A labyrinth of labia

I went down on Becky and it was worse than a roast beef sandwhich, it was a labia-rinth

by Darth Wolfsburg August 27, 2015

Labia Breakfast

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.

Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.

by nico-p March 9, 2018

Lainie

Lainie. She and her name are so precious that to define publicly and risk having Lainie’s name defiled would be to sin.

Lainie will define herself. She will discover her strengths and talents and thrive and flourish and will be raised well by people with good intentions.

by Realsmill July 30, 2019

Laiba

The best-friend you could ever have in your life. Someone who is loved very much and is very very pulchritudinous. Laiba is also very smart.

Laiba is awesome

by ncitykey May 26, 2021