krystal krack

A.k.a. spliff
Marijuana cigarette

"Yo, why did this blunt fuck me up so fast?"
"Haven't you heard? It's Krystal Krack!"

by 8.th.Angel. June 28, 2018

Krystal

GOT DADDY PROBLEMS

DADDDYY yeesss krystal

by hoseah January 15, 2020

Krystal mary white

A bad bitch. Strong minded big booty. Beautiful blue eyes.

Krystal Mary white likes to have big booty

by Kmw1919 August 28, 2023

Krystal creamer

When a male ejaculates on a Krystal slider and then proceeds to pack it in a women’s anus with his penis.

The hooker wouldn’t let me give her the Krystal creamer but when she was dead she didn’t say no.

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Krystal Light™

The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.

Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched

by ponyspank69 May 23, 2024

Krystal

A middle age-elderly black woman who gives other women, men, and basically everyone around them a hard time. For absolutely no reason. Consistently complains, never satisfied, and outrageously narcissistic. Extremely fashionable, yet evil inside. Complains at every restaurant, on every vacation, every day is difficult for them because they want it to be. Basically, a Krystal is a black Karen. (Yes, I am black writing this based off of an experience with a Krystal)

She’s acting like a Krystal.

by Leeka February 13, 2024